Reality TV

To,
A Listening Ear

Do the resumes for your show look like this ?

Previous Experience -
1. Reached the interview stage of Roadies.
2. Runner up Teen Diva.

Skills -
1. Can don a two-piece bikini and a one-piece sari with equal non-chalance and gracelessness.
2. Perennial peeping tom and cunning opportunist.
3. Can swear in eight different languages.
4. Clueless and can look the same on TV.

Strengths -
1. No general knowledge.
2. Can cry, weep, wail about, throw tantrums, fall in love, fall out of love, hate at will without and with script.

Career Objective -
Modeling career, TV publicity, 2nd Grade Films more or less in the same order.

From,
Just Another Guy

I am no judge – neither qualified nor inclined to be – yet Is reality this ?
I think I deserve better. I may sound like an age-old crib, but Bournvita Quiz Contest was a better reality show than yours, anyday. Cheers.